oh yeah hey you were telling me about
how everything's a horse oh yeah so this
is
everything is a horse chris see uh this
came to me in a like really sleep
deprived
uh
night
fueled insomnia trip at about 5am and
i've just decided that in order to
reclassify everything and anger all of
the ecologists i've decided that
everything is derivative of a horse so
for example the camel is just a lumpy
horse a tiger is just a painful horse uh
walrus is a blob of horse a crab is a
sideways horse uh a zebra is a barcode
horse a gazelle is a pogo horse humans
are bipedal anxiety horses i feel like
that's quite accurate
okay marvel is a tremble horse yeah i
mean i have i've called my cat pico a
horse a number of times depending on how
he stands so i understand this